This bike was leaning against a tree when left Muddy Waters:

Not locked, leaned. No one wants to steal a bike with rotting deer bones attached to it.

I like to say that I don’t like hipsters. Then I like to ride my bike and read books in public spaces and drink beer from local breweries and grow my own herbs. But I can’t wear skinny jeans so I’m pretty sure my hipster-hate is safe.